WTF How does this work?????

I’m alma and I suck big poopy shit and I’m not at all as cool as krystel cause she’s the best ok

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sassy-gay-jake-english:

daydreamdryad:

have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought

wow

how did i get so lucky

yeah

(via most-awkward-moments)

fuckahhhhhyou:

tomlintummy69stylinson:

nadiaaslamxo:

BOW DOWN TO THE KING 

REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR .

Rule one: Reblog the creator.

Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr

Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.

be proud tumblr we have the hot daddy.nomnomnomnom .

really he is a good looking dad 

OMF

asdfghjkl;

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collegehumor:

Vegetable Man

The sprout pubes are a nice touch.

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there-is-no-pumpkin:

shea-moose:

soup2504:

thattexassunrise:

I ALWAYS WANTED ONE AND NEVER FUCKING GOT ONE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE WITH THIS SHIT!?

RAINBOWS….EVERYWHERE.

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER SEEING COMMERCIALS FOR THIS A LONG TIME AGO. I REALLY WANTED ONE.

I actually had one

SWAG

I STILL FUCKING WANT ONE.

theavla96: I actually got a knock-off version of this when i was little lol

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taorific:

that awkward moment when you dont know if tumblr ate your message or not and you don’t want to ask the person because what if they just don’t like you and intentionally ignored your message

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